$5K DOGE Check? Straight to $50 Scratch Cards

I’ll blow the $5K Check on scratch tickets

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Imagine this: a crisp, unexpected $5,000 check lands in my hands. No strings attached. No obligations. Just five grand, sitting there, waiting to be used (or misused).

Now, any reasonable person might think about saving it, investing it, or using it for something practical.

But me? I’m blowing every last dollar of it on $50 scratch tickets.

Why? Because why not.

The Plan: Scratching My Way to Glory

Let’s break this down mathematically. At $50 per ticket, $5,000 gets me exactly 100 scratch-offs.

That’s 100 chances to turn this absurd spending spree into something even crazier — a jackpot, maybe?

Or at the very least, a whole lot of second-chance drawings and a pile of regret.

Here’s how it’ll go down:

Walk into the store with confidence. No hesitation. No second-guessing. Just me, a cashier who’s probably never seen someone buy $5K worth of scratch-offs in one go, and a moment of pure, reckless bliss.

Walk out with a mountain of tickets. A stack so thick it barely fits in a bag. A sight so ridiculous that…