Romance: F*ck Up Your Love Life

Screw up your love life with this short guide

Owen W.
6 min readNov 3, 2024
Photo by Nathan Dumlao on Unsplash

Let’s face it, both men and women sometimes jump headfirst into romantic situations without putting too much thought into it.

Be it a fling or a ‘situationship’, there are patterns that can lead people straight into the path of heartbreak and/or chaos.

If you’re reading this, and you’re figuring out how to make sure your next or current romantic relationships ends badly, then you’ve come to the right place.

With that being said, here’s a brief guide on how to pick the perfect partners for inevitable failure.

Once again, this is how to f*ck up your love life, pretty much from the start of things.

For The Women Out There

Ladies: Seek Out the “Think-With-His-Dick” Type

For women looking to set themselves up for failure in the romantic arena, the classic “bad boy” archetype is an alluring choice.

These are the men who lead with their physical attributes and charm, often neglecting the emotional depth and maturity necessary for a lasting relationship.

For the record, here’s a few signs the man you’re talking to or with thinks mainly with their

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Owen W.
Owen W.

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