The Dating Profile from Hell

How to Repel Women with Your Profile

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Note: This one is for men

So, you’re a guy who’s tired of playing the dating game, huh? Maybe you’re looking to sabotage your chances in the most spectacular way possible. Maybe you just want to be left alone.

Well, fret not — because I’m about to give you the ultimate guide to creating a dating profile so disastrous, it’ll send women running for the hills.

1. Start with a Dull, Uninspiring Bio

If you want to turn women off, the first step is to keep it vague, lifeless, and as unoriginal as possible.

Try something like:

“Just here to see what happens. Let’s see where things go.”

It’s short, it’s boring, and it says absolutely nothing about who you are or what you want.

Perfection! Remember, mystery is key here — but not the good kind of mystery. You want to be the kind of guy who leaves them asking, “Do I even care to know more?”

2. Choose the Worst Profile Picture

The key here is to make sure your picture looks like it was taken with an old, cracked phone camera at 3 a.m.